Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
i think im in europe. pls send help
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