I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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