That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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