Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
My cab driver just started a conversation with "Three years ago I pleaded guilty..." Check on me later tonight please.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
Randomize
