Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I have never pre-planed for a better sober morning than lacing my muffin batch with tylenol.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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