Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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