Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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