Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
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