Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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