Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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