I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Randomize
