God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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