there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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