You can't motorboat a personality
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
The ass gains better be worth it
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