I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
he was pretty good aside from the whole putting his tongue on my butt thing
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
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