I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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