You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
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