I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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