So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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