Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Best line overheard at the bar: "This is the last time I'm shaving my ass for him...I mean we just broke up".
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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