they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I left a care package of Jack Daniel's, pancake mix and porn in your apartment. Merry fucking Christmas.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
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