That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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