So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
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