8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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