Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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