Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
need another drink. this is the easiest way
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
She's walking to the bar while holding a fifth of fireball, talking on the phone and puking like its nothing out of the ordinary
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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