why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
She said she couldn't sleep with a guy who had blood stains on his ceiling. I tried to explain it wasn't my blood, but she still left :(
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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