Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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