Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Should I tell them about my ticket for possession or about how I'm shitting blood? Which one will gain the most sympathy?
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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