Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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