I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Randomize
