so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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