In the future we'll all be gay
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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