I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
He took the lighter and said "this is how I give myself a bikini wax."
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
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