Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Im fairly sure two chicks roofied me last night. Suckers. I love free drugs.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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