Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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