We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i know we're in college but you cant booty call me at 3 in the afternoon. i dont care how drunk you are.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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