normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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