Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
Heated debate on which is worse. Pissing your pants or puking all over yourself
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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