billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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