Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
Randomize
