Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
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