But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
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