If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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