are you still at the devil's house?
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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