He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
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