I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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