And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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