I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Randomize
