Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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