What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Small penises have feelings too.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
So I'm sitting here baked on a bridge thinking about how plants think, I miss you so much
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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