That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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