Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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