Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
Randomize
