can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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