Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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